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  • Ted: "Back off, Susan Boyle!"
  • Narrator: "Whether you're Frankie Muniz or Justin Bieber, you eventually come to realize, nobody gives a sh*t."
  • Ted: "Oh, that was my bad. I was sending a Tweet."
  • John: "I've found my car keys. What's going on? Is that a sh*t?"
  • Frank: "So, you think you've got what it takes?"

Ted: "I'll tell you what I've got: your wife's pussy on my breath."

Frank: "Nobody's ever talked to me like that before."

Ted: "That's cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box."

Frank: "You're hired."

Ted: "F**k."

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