Grand Councilwoman: (Original opening) Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it. He is called Experiment 6-2-6. Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piztov is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 6-2-6, you've given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.