SpongeBob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
Squidward: "It does not."
Patrick: "Ho, ho, ho! [Giggle]"
SpongeBob: "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!"
- Squidward: "Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?"
Patrick: "Oh, you mean like a weenie? OK!" [In a weird, almost valley girl-sounding voice]: "'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I--'"
- "Whoever's in charge of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
- "I can't understand anything."
- "You broke my heart - now I'm gonna break something of YOURS!"
- Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?"
Mindy: "No, Patrick."
Patrick: "Would you like to?"